Phwoar! What a scorcher!
When it get over 25 degrees Celsius in this country, several things happen:
1. People quit moaning about how crap the summer is and start moaning that its too hot.
2. The tabloid newspapers run front page headlines which go something like "phwoar! What a scorcher!!" (pushing major international news of starvation, war, disaster and death to page 6)
3. Tabloid newspapers run said "Phwoar What a scorcher! story for 5 pages, including photos of people on the beach in Brighton or running around in fountains in Trafalgar square PLUS "fascinating" statistical data such as - this is the warmest day since the dinosaurs were here and that the hottest place in the UK is the runway of Heathrow airport (ooh lets go there to sunbathe...)
4. People start wondering why the Tube isnt air conditioned.... or theatres arent air conditioned... or restaurants arent air conditioned... or homes aren't air conditions... or stores aren't.....
5. People take their cardigans off
6. People have BBQs in Parks using those disposable BBQ things, and leave them on the grass when they have left
7. As all reservoirs in this country seem to be no more than puddles, there is a hose pipe ban on day one of hot weather and we are urged to leave our wee in the toilet for longer and forced to sneak out at night wearing black balaclavas to irrigate our begonias (or tree ferns)
So thats us!
Hoorah to hot weather!


